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Pigs

No offence meant by the title of this week’s post. Back in my days of policing this was a common slur towards police. I am sure these are worse terms used today. This is meant to be a humorous look at this term through events that occurred during my service and personal life. I hope you enjoy it.

My wife and I lived in a Central Newfoundland in the late 1970’s and again in the early 1990’s.  When we posted there first, it was called Grand Falls and on our second time around it was Grand Falls-Windsor.  On the first occasion we lived in Bishop Falls until 1979 then we moved to the government quarters on Greenwood Avenue, Grand Falls.  There were four apartments there and we got the one in the middle.  We lived there until 1981 when I got transferred to Wesleyville.

While I was in Grand Falls, the detachment life was busy and almost every week you had to wrestle or fight with someone when you were making an arrest.  It seemed it was a badge of honor to the locals, which they could brag about.

“Yeah, the cops arrested me, but I didn’t go easy.” 

No one got hurt seriously other than a few scrapes and bruises.  Police officers back then did not have the pepper spray, batons, tasers or bullet proof vests.  You had a gun and handcuffs.  The gun was the last resort, to be used when you, or a member of the public, were in danger of being seriously injured or killed.  It was something that no officer wanted to use, even if justified.  It was rare the gun would be taken out of the holster; even rarer if it were fired.  Your tongue was your best weapon when dealing with someone.  Knowing how to reach a person who is in an agitated state due to mental health issues, or alcohol and drug use, was an invaluable skill.  It worked many times but there were always occasions when it did not and then you had to get physical.  

Your strength and fighting skills were important because, once you decide there was no other way, you had to be the winner.  Otherwise, the person went free and worse, the rumour mill would start.  That would encourage other persons to challenge you and other officers in the future.  You could not let that happen because it could result in injury or death.  Thankfully, most of the altercations were wrestling matches and with a few key moves remembered from training depot, the person was in custody.  It also helped things go more smoothly if there were other members around. 

Another popular thing in those days was being called a pig.  I remember during one of my first shifts I was driving on a street in Windsor, the town on the other side of the tracks from Grand Falls.  I saw a cute little fellow in blue jeans and a checkered shirt on the side of the road.  My guess was he was about four-years old.  I decided I would attempt some good community relations, so I stopped the car along side of him and rolled the window down.

“How are you doing, bud?”  I said smiling broadly.

“Fuck off, pig.”  He said giving me the middle finger.

I was somewhat shocked and paused for a moment as he ran into a nearby house.  What kind of a parent taught their child that type of language? I thought as I drove away.  It was quite common to be called a pig but coming from a four-year old child, it struck me to the core.  It bothered me that people would hate police so much they would teach their child, to imitate their behaviour. 

I would talk about this with my wife, Sharon and she told me I should not take it as an insult.  I asked why and she said because it is means Pride, Integrity, and Guts.  That meant a lot to me, and I remembered it throughout my policing career.  I even thanked a few of those souls when they called it out to me.  That quickly changed their sneer to a WTF expression which amused me, as opposed to being angry at being insulted. 

Sometime between that night and the second posting in 1991 to what was now Grand Falls-Windsor, Sharon started collecting pigs.  Not real ones, figurines.  She had them in all shapes and sizes and had them stashed in any available space around the house.  I did not mind as she enjoyed collecting them and come gift-giving times it made shopping for her easy.   The only one I regretted buying was a twelve-inch pig in a police uniform.  It was hollow inside for putting cookies in and it required two double A batteries.  It operated by a sensor and when you passed it the pig would say,

“Stop!  Take your hand out of the cookie jar!” 

It amused me for the first few weeks, but it got irritating fast.  Okay, maybe I was eating too many cookies.  It got on my nerves so much that one night a friend from work was visiting and remarked how cute it was.  I gave it to her right then.  She protested a little, but I said, no, a deal is a deal.  She was still saying she did not make any deal as I pushed her out the door and bid her goodnight.  I do not know what happened to the pig after that, I never saw it again.  Sharon asked me what happened to it, and I told her I dropped it and it broke so I threw it out.  She did not believe me; however, she did not say anything.  She was probably glad it was gone.  

I told you, because of these pigs, Sharon was easy to shop for, right?  Well, sometimes it was not quite as easy as you would think.  A couple of weeks before Christmas one year I was walking through the Exploits Valley Mall looking for some stocking stuffers for Sharon.  I was passing a Novelty Shop which had recently opened when a flash of pink caught my eye.  Pigs, I thought, as I quickly headed directly for them.  As I got close, I could see they were not pigs; these items were flesh coloured dildos.  I turned to leave but I was not quick enough for the ambitious store clerk.  Probably thinking about a big sale and telling his buddies about it the next day.

“Sale of a lifetime it was.  A case of dildos (or dildi).  Fellow was sweating a lot and looked kind of sketchy, but a sale is a sale, right.”   

“Can I help you with anything, sir.”  he said cordially after all I was the potential purchaser of a case of dildos.  He might even have a business card, ‘Dildo Sales and Service’. 

“No, no.  Just thought I saw something.”  How could I explain I thought these dildos were pigs?  For all I knew, he could have pig shaped dildos in the storeroom.  There are some weird tastes out there. 

“Thank you, for your help.”  I said backing out of the store as if from a rabid dog.  I exited the store and walked quickly to Woolco which was the anchor store of the mall.  I disappeared into the aisles and exited through the other door.  I walked to my car looking around as I went.  I do not know why, maybe I thought this guy, the dildo salesman, would follow me out to the parking lot shouting,

“But sir, the twelve-inch ones are fifty percent off.”  Waving a large flesh coloured one in his hand as he closed in on me. 

I quickly got in the car and drove away, vowing to see the eye doctor before I go shopping for pigs again. 

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Licence

Many police officers see many instances of children living in horrible conditions during our duties. Living with incompetent parents who often don’t want the children or the knowledge and common sense to raise them. There is no training, no requirements to be a parent. Most people have good upbringings with parents who were responsible adults. Others, however, have no qualifications other than the have the necessary equipment to create a life. The beauty and joy of the birth of the child to parents such as these is swallowed up in a mire of desparation and ignorance. Poverty adds to this making the chance to lead a normal life a hard struggle for each child.

Poverty compounds the problem but it is not the problem. Parenting requires a certain skill set. A parent must be a protector, a teacher, a provider and a Mom and a Dad who love them. Children deserve the best that we can give them. We don’t have to be perfect. Everyone is broken in some way but a child’s life depends on parents who are willing to take on this challenge.

The preceding poem is one I wrote a few years ago along these lines. It is about my early days in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador. This poem contains profanity and some harsh descriptions for any readers who might be affected by such things.

The baby drowned in a slop bucket

The older cop stopped for a minute

A slop bucket!

Not all the houses had septic tanks

Or sewage hookups in the

Early seventies

Often you would see or rather

Smell these buckets when

You entered the houses

He continued

There the little fellow was

Headfirst in a pile of his

Family’s shit

Naked except for the

Worn diaper

His rattle on the floor near

The bottom of the bucket

Pulled him outa there and

Had to hold him over the

Bucket for a bit to let the

Chunks of crap slide off

The smell, Oh Jesus,

Just horrible

Put the little fellow in the

Body bag, God what a

Shame for a little angel

To die this way

Where were the parents

You know, like what were

They doing?

Father said he was in

The shed getting some

Wood, probably smoking

A joint, but he had his alibi

The mother wasn’t feeling well so

She was lying down

Hung over most likely

Judging by the empty beer

Bottles in the kitchen

Pausing for a second as

His fist crashed on the dash and

Through his teeth he hissed

Some people shouldn’t have kids!

The pathologist confirmed the

Cause of death was drowning

Drowning alright,

Nose and throat choked by

The family turds, fuck

That was four years ago and

I still think of that

The parents, oh they

Got right back at it

Couldn’t miss out on the

The cheques, could they now

Had four more, a twin of boys

And two girls

Surprisingly, those kids are still alive,

Out wandering around the yard and

The street by themselves while

Mom and Dad sip their beers

At the kitchen table

No child deserves to live like that

You need a license to drive a car but

Nothing to have a delicate little child

The young cop nodded

Wondering what burdens would

Be his to bear

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Circuit Court

Circuit court was a common event back in the 1970’s and 1980’s in the province of Newfoundland and Labrador. The judge, court reporter, prosecutor, and defence lawyers would travel to designated communities to hold court in service club and community halls, usually once a month. It was a big occasion for the local folk, and many came to watch the proceedings. They could see what was happening in their community and hear first-hand, the details of some of the crimes occurring in their neighborhood. Some were just rubber-neckers, trying to see what kind of trouble their friends or neighbors had gotten into, but some were just interested in seeing how the justice system worked.

Justice represents fairness in our society. Fair treatment for all, offenders, and victims alike. It is a high ideal; whether it is an achieved is always open to opinion. Victims of crime argue they have no rights in our system. An offender has the right to silence, to a lawyer, to be tried within a reasonable time, and many more. However, a victim of a crime must provide information to the police, must testify in court before the accused, must be subjected to cross examination by defence lawyers, must wait months and/or years for the resolution of a case. Otherwise, there likely will be no charge and the lawbreaker walks free.

That discussion has been ongoing for years, and hopefully, at some point it will be fully resolved, until then, we will have to take things as they come. The circuit court continues today but they do not travel to as many communities as they once did. Today it has been more centralized, and modern technology has opened new doors in serving justice to the masses, such as closed-circuit television to facilitate proceedings like bail hearings, witness testimony, and other similar hearings. It might be working better, but I think we lost something when the courts stopped going to these small towns. These forums of justice might not have been as polished as what we have today and in some cases, they may have been somewhat backward. However, it was where justice was served best; it was justness closer to the bone. People are human and not just another number on the docket.

The Newfoundland and Labrador court system in the 1970’s did not have many lawyers on the prosecution side outside of the St. John’s area and in some places the RCMP policed, a police officer took on this duty. When I was in Grand Falls there was a sergeant who was the operational non-commissioned officer. He reviewed all the investigative files and supervised the members on the general duty shift. Part of his duties was overseeing the prosecution of cases that went to court. This sergeant knew the criminal code inside and out. I would say he had a better knowledge of criminal law than most of the lawyers, and some I think were a little afraid to face him. He was deadly.

He did not only intimidate lawyers, most of the police officers on the detachment did not argue any legal points with him. You could not bullshit your way through a file. If you tried that, when he reviewed your file the red ink would be flowing like a severed artery. And, if the Montreal Canadians lost a game, you better choose your words wisely if you were stupid enough to speak to him. Those who did not follow hockey much, often made the mistake of commenting on the game. Those folks quickly found out how it felt to have your bare brain spanked with a leather belt.

The province started staffing more lawyers for the prosecution in the late 1970’s and members did not have to fill in this role as often. If you were a senior member (five years of service or more) back then, chances are you would have taken on this function at some point in your career. I never liked performing this duty. At no point in my life did I aspire to be a lawyer. Just give me what I need to enforce it was my attitude towards the law. Despite my feelings, I had to represent the prosecution on occasion. You never received a lot of notice when you had to do this. Sometimes it was the night before and sometimes you found out the morning court was held. 

Most of the work did not require a lot of effort, reading the details of the offence on guilty pleas but occasionally there was a trial. This did not happen often, but when it did, you had to suck it up and do the best you could do. The circuit court when I was in Wesleyville was held in the community hall in Pound Cove. It generally had more spectators than provincial court sites in bigger centres, a lot more. There was a tendency for the audience to become a little unruly and if the judge did not exercise his control immediately, it could easily get out of hand. Generally, it was just a lot of talking during the proceedings but sometimes the community residents would take a more active role. On one such occasion, I was managing the direct examination of a witness in a trial of theft, I believe. I had just asked the witness a question and before he could reply, a member of the audience jumped up and shouted, “Objection!” 

The judge who was present that day was a mild-mannered man who was just trying to perform his duty. He did not control the court room and things got off the rails. He did manage to explain that people who were viewing the proceedings had no right to interject in them. This did work to a certain extent but there was still a lot of low chatter which made it difficult to concentrate on the proceedings. 

There were two judges from Gander who oversaw the Wesleyville circuit court on a scheduled basis. The mild-mannered one and one I will reference as the gruff one. He was a big man with a deep voice and when he opened court you could hear a pin drop. No one dare speak for fear of spending a night in jail. This was the judge in attendance when I had one of my more memorable prosecutions. It was an incident of assault that I had investigated a few months previously. It involved an altercation between two fellows at a bar in which one was struck in the face with the other’s fist.

I presented my case, and all was going well. I did not have a defence lawyer to face as the accused was defending himself. I had the upper hand, things were proceeding smoothly to a win, but then I called my star witness, the victim. He swore to tell the truth with his hand on the Bible and sat down. So far, so good. I then asked him to tell the court the events of the night in question. Expecting him to relay the date, the location, and his surroundings like he did when he gave his statement, I was taken aback when he said in a squeaky voice,

“Well, he give I a flick and I give he a flick.”

I was speechless. The courtroom was silent as this man’s words hung in the air. How could I respond to this? The victim had now included a consent issue to the altercation. He had taken part in it which was not portrayed in his statement to the police. How could I resolve this? My mind was whirling with these questions when I looked to the judge. 

Upon hearing the witness’s comments, the judge’s jaw dropped. He remained with his mouth open in disbelief for a few seconds before slowly responding in his loud gruff manner,

“Sir, what in the hell, is a flick?”

The witness made a waving motion with the back of his hand, causing the judge to utter a painfully loud sigh. 

Sensing the judge did want any more of this foolishness, I conceded that I had no further questions for this witness. I stated unnecessarily,

“That concludes the case for the crown, your honor.”

“I guess it does. Case dismissed.”  The judge replied abruptly.

He then proceeded to give me a lecture regarding police evidence and court room procedure to the delight of the audience. Court ended shortly after, thankfully. The witness came to me as I was leaving the court, enquiring about his witness fees and expenses for gas. Through my teeth I advised him to attend the detachment office for this. 

The witness followed me down, and once inside, I got the advance to witness receipt book and paid him. He shook his head as he said to me,

“I guess things didn’t go well.”

I did not say anything. I just stared at him, my eyes piercing through him. After a few seconds, he backed out the door sheepishly. I continued to stare as he departed with one sole thought,

‘I should give he a flick!’

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The Sandwich

A light-hearted tale this week.

The humble sandwich is probably the most popular food known to mankind.  It can be as simple as slapping a cheese slice between two slices of bread or as elegant as the Vegan Smokey Tahini Jackfruit sandwich. I like simple better.   One of my favorites is the BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, and tomato with cheese so I guess that should be BLTC.   Bacon gently fried, crispy lettuce, thin slices of blood red tomato and generous slices of a medium-aged cheddar cheese.   All placed inside two or three slices of your favorite bread, toasted.  Be sure to use real mayonnaise as a spread and do not forget to butter your toast.  Fat free does not apply here.  Pour yourself a cold glass of milk, sit back and enjoy.  

This leads me into a story which happened back in the early 1980’s.   I was stationed in the Newfoundland and Labrador community of Wesleyville.  I lived in a small community called Pound Cove which was just on the north border of the Wesleyville town limits.  Pound Cove was established in 1884 and was initially called Punch Cove.  I could not find any information on why it got that name.  My guess is the neighbors might not have been very neighborly.  ‘Get off my land or I’ll punch ye.’  I guess things did not get any better when they later changed it to Pound Cove.  Someone must have thought, ‘Get off my land or I’ll pound ye.’ sounded better.   If that was the case back then, it was not when I was living there.  All the neighbors around me were pleasant and friendly people.  Our house always had people visiting for tea or a game of cards.  My time living and working in this area will always be in the top ten of my fondest memories.  

The Wesleyville detachment was staffed by three members and a detachment assistant.  Many small detachments in the province were similarly staffed at the time.  If a person wished to report a crime or speak to an officer they called the detachment phone number outside office hours, it was answered by our division telecoms operators.  They took the information from the caller, then contacted the member on duty or the member on call.   When you live in a small community, people know where you live, so not surprisingly they sometimes came to your door.   When we were working on the road somewhere in the area, our spouses had to deal with these persons, taking the information from them and passing it on to us when we came home or calling telecoms and passing it on that way.  Nowadays, they would contact the member by cell phone but in the 1980’s this technology was non-existent. 

When you are off duty, it can be a bit frustrating when someone comes to your door wanting to make a report.  You take their information and relate to them that a member will contact them later.   Most are understanding but there are those like the fellow who wanted to make his accident report regardless of my current duty situation.  I was in the middle of celebrating a family function when he came to the door.  I tried to explain to him that he should go to the office on another day or arrange an appointment with the investigating member, but he was adamant he wanted to make his report at that time.  I finally had to get abrupt and tell him I was not going to take his report.  He left but he was not happy about it.   If it were a serious or urgent matter, I would not have hesitated to respond but in this situation my family was more important that his fender bender.  

During a police career, you meet a variety of characters and Wesleyville was not exempt to that.  There was a group of fellows I encountered who seemed to get into minor trouble on a regular basis.  They were slightly younger than me and a bit on the wild side, but they had a likeable way about them.  I guess they were just trying to find their way in the world, like us all.  A few times they ended up at my house for something or other.  Most times I did not mind them coming to the house, but there was one time, one of them stepped over the line. 

It happened when my wife and our sons were visiting her parents in St. Lawrence.   On the few occasions when I was alone like this, I would spend my time working and leave the housework until the day before Sharon and the boys would return.  The house would be spotless when she and the boys returned, sheets washed and put out on the line, dishes cleaned up and put away, floors vacuumed and just a general tidy up all over.  Sharon liked what she saw when she came in the house but suggested in future, I leave the sheets to her.  Sheets on the line wagging in the wind when the wife was away might not be the only things wagging.

It was an evening or two after she and the boys left, and I had been working all day.  During my shift I had stopped one of these fellows for operating an unregistered vehicle.  I gave him a ticket and went on with my other duties.  Around 6:00 pm I went home to get a quick bite before I went back to work.  I had fried out a few slices of bacon and had my tomato and cheese sliced.   I could taste the BLT already when a car came in the driveway with two fellows in it.   One came to the back door which opened into the kitchen.  This was the fellow who I gave the ticket to.  I could smell that he had been drinking as he explained he had gotten his friend to drive him to my house.   He came into the kitchen, and I was talking to him as I finished making my sandwich.  He wanted to know what he had to do about the ticket, and I explained the process to him. 

I turned to get the milk out of the fridge and left my sandwich unprotected.  When I turned back with the milk, this fellow had half of my sandwich in his hand and was moving it toward his mouth.  I quickly set the milk down and rushed to him grabbing his hand.  After a brief struggle, I retrieved my sandwich unharmed.  I then promptly pushed him out the door.  He said he did not know what I was getting so upset over.   He had not had anything to eat that day, and he only wanted a bite of the sandwich. 

‘Here is a ticket.  Oh, would you like a bite of my sandwich with that?’

Sorry, not the way it works.  There are many times when I have gone beyond the call of duty but if you come to my door for something, keep your hands off my sandwich. 

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Four O’clock Tea

Wesleyville, a small community on Newfoundland and Labrador’s northeast coast, was one of my favorite postings as an RCMP officer. I served four years there from 1981 to 1985. People were easy to get along with and my wife, Sharon and I made many friends there. It seemed like there was always someone at our house or we were off to another friend’s home for coffee or something else. We transferred out in 1985 and sometime after we returned for a visit. We went out with friends to a dance at one of the local clubs and while we were there someone requested a song from the band for Sharon and Wayne who were ‘home’ for a holiday. That is how Wesleyville was. It was not home for us, but it felt like the next best thing. Good memories were made there.

These days due to amalgamation, it is known as New Wes-Valley. Over forty years have passed since we left that place nestled into the sea and we have made St. John’s our home. We still see friends from the Wesleyville area now and when we meet it is like we are just picking up where we left off. Transfers tend to separate the old from the new. You have every intention of keeping contact but your life in your new community gets in the way. I do regret not maintaining the ties, but I am glad for the time we shared with those people who made our lives better with their friendship.

The story I want to tell you about takes place in Lumsden, another great little community not far from Wesleyville. It was in the fall of the year, and I was working on the files I had for this area. The cool, crisp days of autumn bring the hustle and bustle of people gathering their berries, fish, and other things in preparation for winter. The sound of axes splitting wood and chainsaws sputtering through thick fog are commonplace. One of the files I had involved a minor motor vehicle accident. I had to obtain a statement from an elderly gentleman as he was a witness to this accident.

I rolled up to his door around quarter to four in the day. The missus was hovering around busily as I entered the kitchen. She ushered me into the parlour (it was an old-fashioned Saltbox home) where the old fellow was sitting on a comfortable sofa, reading. I explained why I was there, taking out my statement pad, but before I could get started, the missus knocked on the parlour door. She asked to speak to her husband, and he went out in the kitchen to see what she wanted.

I was left behind while they conversed in the kitchen. I looked around at the surroundings, the old furniture, and other antiques in the room. There were lots of pictures on the wall and as I was examining them, I noted peculiar one. It portrayed an older man with his eyes closed and his arms crossed across his chest lying in what appeared to be a coffin. I guess they did not have an opportunity to take a picture before he died. I was interrupted by the mister returning. He asked me to come out to the kitchen.

When I entered the kitchen, I was assaulted by pleasant smells and sights of the wonderful assortment of breads, cookies, cakes, and other home baked delicacies on the table before me. The mister advised me it was time for tea, and I was invited to join them. I protested politely (not too politely) and said I only came to take a statement from him. He waved his hand saying we could get that after we ate. I gladly gave in to his demands and sat into this great feed. I immediately started to help myself, but I noticed the old fellow was sitting with his hands, on his lap watching his tea. The missus was standing by his side with her hands folding waiting.

I realized at that moment that I was witnessing tradition. Newfoundland had a lot of English; Irish and Scottish ancestry and the people of this province were no doubt heavily influenced with their customs. I had read about this but never witnessed anything like this firsthand. I watched intently as the woman stood patiently until the old fellow nodded his head. The missus spun into action, picking up the spoon from the place setting and squeezing the tea bag and removing it from the cup. Then she added some sugar and some milk and stirred the mixture. She laid the spoon on the saucer and stood back waiting with her hands folded.

The mister sat tolerantly until she finished and then he picked up the cup bringing it to his lips. He sipped some tea, savoured it and with a quick nod of approval he laid it back down. Then the missus buttered some biscuits for him and cut up a bit of hard(cheddar) cheese to go with it. Then she went to her place and fixed her own tea.

Well, that was certainly something for a young husband, like me, to see. This old guy was the king in this household. Quietly I paused, realizing I had observed a valuable lesson before I continued with my very enjoyable luncheon. I thanked the missus once finished and I returned to the parlour with the old fellow to take his statement. I could not stop smiling as I drove back to Wesleyville to finish my shift.

I went home and told Sharon about my day, including in detail, my encounter with this older couple and the afternoon tea. Sharon was quiet as I described this wonderful example of married life. When I finished, she smiled, and rising from her chair she went to the kitchen. Thinking my story had the desired effect, I sat back contented to wait for her return. A few moments later, I heard the back door open, and Sharon cheerfully sang out.

“I’m going to Gert’s for a visit. See you later, honey.” 

Without making any comment on my story, she had made her point. Later that evening as I sipped on a cup of tea (which I made myself), I realized some traditions were never coming back.

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