A light-hearted tale this week.
The humble sandwich is probably the most popular food known to mankind. It can be as simple as slapping a cheese slice between two slices of bread or as elegant as the Vegan Smokey Tahini Jackfruit sandwich. I like simple better. One of my favorites is the BLT, Bacon, Lettuce, and tomato with cheese so I guess that should be BLTC. Bacon gently fried, crispy lettuce, thin slices of blood red tomato and generous slices of a medium-aged cheddar cheese. All placed inside two or three slices of your favorite bread, toasted. Be sure to use real mayonnaise as a spread and do not forget to butter your toast. Fat free does not apply here. Pour yourself a cold glass of milk, sit back and enjoy.
This leads me into a story which happened back in the early 1980’s. I was stationed in the Newfoundland and Labrador community of Wesleyville. I lived in a small community called Pound Cove which was just on the north border of the Wesleyville town limits. Pound Cove was established in 1884 and was initially called Punch Cove. I could not find any information on why it got that name. My guess is the neighbors might not have been very neighborly. ‘Get off my land or I’ll punch ye.’ I guess things did not get any better when they later changed it to Pound Cove. Someone must have thought, ‘Get off my land or I’ll pound ye.’ sounded better. If that was the case back then, it was not when I was living there. All the neighbors around me were pleasant and friendly people. Our house always had people visiting for tea or a game of cards. My time living and working in this area will always be in the top ten of my fondest memories.
The Wesleyville detachment was staffed by three members and a detachment assistant. Many small detachments in the province were similarly staffed at the time. If a person wished to report a crime or speak to an officer they called the detachment phone number outside office hours, it was answered by our division telecoms operators. They took the information from the caller, then contacted the member on duty or the member on call. When you live in a small community, people know where you live, so not surprisingly they sometimes came to your door. When we were working on the road somewhere in the area, our spouses had to deal with these persons, taking the information from them and passing it on to us when we came home or calling telecoms and passing it on that way. Nowadays, they would contact the member by cell phone but in the 1980’s this technology was non-existent.
When you are off duty, it can be a bit frustrating when someone comes to your door wanting to make a report. You take their information and relate to them that a member will contact them later. Most are understanding but there are those like the fellow who wanted to make his accident report regardless of my current duty situation. I was in the middle of celebrating a family function when he came to the door. I tried to explain to him that he should go to the office on another day or arrange an appointment with the investigating member, but he was adamant he wanted to make his report at that time. I finally had to get abrupt and tell him I was not going to take his report. He left but he was not happy about it. If it were a serious or urgent matter, I would not have hesitated to respond but in this situation my family was more important that his fender bender.
During a police career, you meet a variety of characters and Wesleyville was not exempt to that. There was a group of fellows I encountered who seemed to get into minor trouble on a regular basis. They were slightly younger than me and a bit on the wild side, but they had a likeable way about them. I guess they were just trying to find their way in the world, like us all. A few times they ended up at my house for something or other. Most times I did not mind them coming to the house, but there was one time, one of them stepped over the line.
It happened when my wife and our sons were visiting her parents in St. Lawrence. On the few occasions when I was alone like this, I would spend my time working and leave the housework until the day before Sharon and the boys would return. The house would be spotless when she and the boys returned, sheets washed and put out on the line, dishes cleaned up and put away, floors vacuumed and just a general tidy up all over. Sharon liked what she saw when she came in the house but suggested in future, I leave the sheets to her. Sheets on the line wagging in the wind when the wife was away might not be the only things wagging.
It was an evening or two after she and the boys left, and I had been working all day. During my shift I had stopped one of these fellows for operating an unregistered vehicle. I gave him a ticket and went on with my other duties. Around 6:00 pm I went home to get a quick bite before I went back to work. I had fried out a few slices of bacon and had my tomato and cheese sliced. I could taste the BLT already when a car came in the driveway with two fellows in it. One came to the back door which opened into the kitchen. This was the fellow who I gave the ticket to. I could smell that he had been drinking as he explained he had gotten his friend to drive him to my house. He came into the kitchen, and I was talking to him as I finished making my sandwich. He wanted to know what he had to do about the ticket, and I explained the process to him.
I turned to get the milk out of the fridge and left my sandwich unprotected. When I turned back with the milk, this fellow had half of my sandwich in his hand and was moving it toward his mouth. I quickly set the milk down and rushed to him grabbing his hand. After a brief struggle, I retrieved my sandwich unharmed. I then promptly pushed him out the door. He said he did not know what I was getting so upset over. He had not had anything to eat that day, and he only wanted a bite of the sandwich.
‘Here is a ticket. Oh, would you like a bite of my sandwich with that?’
Sorry, not the way it works. There are many times when I have gone beyond the call of duty but if you come to my door for something, keep your hands off my sandwich.
